Chinese Fire Drill

Chinese Fire Drill: Full-Throttle Chaos in a Cup

Picture this: a unicorn, mid-yell, pure chaos in its eyes, absolutely LOSING IT. That’s the exact energy this drink brings to the table. Chinese Fire Drill is a wild, no-rules, flavor-packed explosion featuring Chinese Watermelon, Mango, Rainbow Candy, and Cucumber Lime, with a citrus-loaded tea base and a fiery Tajín kick. This drink doesn’t just wake you up—it slaps you across the face and dares you to keep up.

With 200mg+ of natural caffeine, plus Hyaluronic Acid for hydration, this single to-go packet is pure, controlled mayhem—kinda like that one friend who’s always got just enough energy to make bad decisions fun.

Why You Need This:

✅ Single packet for grab-and-go madness—because sitting still isn’t in the plan.
✅ 200mg+ of natural caffeine—for energy that comes in HOT.
✅ Hydration boost—because running wild shouldn’t leave you running dry.
✅ Tajín kick—because some flavors should hit like a wake-up call.
✅ Only 15 calories—all the chaos, none of the guilt.

Rip it, mix it, sip it—Chinese Fire Drill is here to keep you running (and probably yelling, too).

Disclaimer: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Always consult with a healthcare professional before use or if you have any health concerns.